Princess Axolotl of Europa

by princess

with audio by Sam Murphey

a sparkly girly mystery story about a princess who's just trying to eat some ice cream, kiss some jellyfish, and make it through her 16th birthday party without getting assassinated! also you can learn cool animal facts

there might be some upsetting things like cannibalism and underage kissing and death and dismemberment but i promise its cute and nice

"It’s a brilliant blend of dark humour and surrealism delivered in a flawless deadpan fashion. The writing style is paradoxically thoughtful and impulsive, shining like crystal pink candy with a dark cloud swirling beneath the surface. Being that this is done by Princess, it’s super gay and colourful and cute which is exactly what the world needs." -Daniel P. Lopez